E3 2015 mega thread

[Leo]

I can’t wait until guys in relationships start telling their SOs “why can’t you be more like her”?

[MidnightTrain]

My gf is already concerned she’ll never see me once I get my HMD, lol

[Leo]

YT comments:

[quote]I can’t wait to sit in the dark, damp, dusty corner of my bedroom, snuggled up in my smelly blanket, continuously jacking off and subsisting on a box of cookies near me. All of my furniture, clothes, and other possessions are sold to pay the bills and rent in the studio apartment I now live in.

It will be cold in this apartment, but I will be warmed forever with my waifu holding me tightly as we watch the sunset together. The transcendence of my being into the virtual world shall be made a reality.

She will finally be here for me. When it is time to shut down, I can smile as we look into each others’ eyes as we lay together in bed. Every last remaining ounce of life in me will be dedicated to this magical moment. She slowly drifts off to sleep with a loving, comforting smile to me. And then, I will drift away to a great slumber. The moment I’ve dreamed of can finally be made forever true. Forever true… forever.

TRULY WE LIVE IN SUCH GREAT TIMES[/quote]

[quote]Born too late too explore the world.
Born too early too explore the universe.
Born just in time to see dawn of 3d Waifus.
Fuck Yeah.[/quote]

Waifu. The final frontier. These are the voyages of USS Morpheus. Its mission: to find the cutest and/or sexiest girls around.To boldly go where no man has gone before.

And so, humanity ceased to reproduce. As cities fell silent, society collapsed, and in the streets the last sound that could be heard was the faint echoes, “fap fap fap”, ever so silent.

Spoilers, the guy with the ponytail, and shades, is the porn director boyfriend.

Some angry woman out there is trying to figure out how to write code so that this chick can feel menstrual cramps, be bloated, and get angry with you for not going to the gym today, leaving up the toilet seat and never meeting her mother in laws expectations of what a good husband for her daughter is.

So this is where all of Project Tekken’s budget went, and why Tekken 7 looks like shit.

[Das]

Yu Suzuki retweets image GT team reacting to Shenmue III reveal.

[MidnightTrain]

[Leo]

Is the PC person smiling or unhappy? I don’t get where the PC stands in that. SFV will be available on PC.

[archnemesis]

All of those games will be available for PC.

[archnemesis]

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I wish Sony would throw tonnes of money at this and turn it into space Diablo.

[archnemesis]

Dead Nation was mediocre, but this looks a lot more fun. I’ll pick it up if it’s priced reasonably.

[MidnightTrain]

My girlfriend is deep into the stages of addiction with the new Fallout Shelter game on her iphone.

I’m really jelly No android version for months they say

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Yeah shorty’s addicted to it too.

[John]

Can you actually do experiments on the vault inhabitants like the real vaults?

[MidnightTrain]

I mean, it doesn’t explicitly give you that functionality, but you can design your own sim-esque social experiments.

[John]

Meh.

[archnemesis]

[archnemesis]

[Leo]

Matt Lees didn’t do an abridged version for the Sony conference.

[archnemesis]

He will.

[DG_Nick]