Jurassic World

#1

Set 22 years after the terrifying and tragic events of the original Jurassic Park. It comes out on June 12th, 2015.

#2

Jurassic World sounds like a Disney World ride. Terrible title. I have little faith that this is going to be good.

#3

Super hyped for this. The nostalgic music makes this teaser chilling and exciting.

#4

…you should read the synopsis of the movie.

#5

Why should he? It sounds like a disney world ride so it must be bad.

#6

If Jurassic World were a real theme park I would shell out for some tickets and a plane ride immediately. I would even make movie jokes along the way. And as I gotten eaten by a T-Rex I would shout, “Worth it!”

#7

I hope no one dies this time :fish:

#8

They won’t. Doubt they’d get it wrong a fourth time.

#9

What if Chris Pratt character Owen was secretly Tim, the boy from the original Jurassic Park. I think that would be a really cool twist.

#10

What if he was openly Tim? Outrageous.

#11

Admittedly, I haven’t read the plot, but I’m not interested in the movie because at some point, the franchise was becoming stale, and I don’t know if a new movie made with today’s technology will impress me. I guess it depends on how high its budget is.

#12

BUGGHAKAAH@Ki!11!1!

Edit: …uhhhhhh.

Hype lost. I do like the piano bit at the end, though.

#13

The shark-feasting scene was cool. Everything else, meh.

#14

They captured the magic of the first movie in making you say “wow, i wish there was a real jurrasic park” and that wonder of seeing dinosaurs. And the horror of the first movie in making you say, “wow, while it was amazing to see, this was a really, really bad idea. Must go faster!”

#15

Welp, so much for every dinosaur being an antagonist.

#16

I don’t know

#17

Johnny Karate: Raptor Meister

#18

so it’s a planet of the jurassic dinosaurs prequel

#19

Spoiler free

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